So, in my stumbles around the internet I fell onto this site. @!$%# My Students Write. I'm not sure exactly who is submitting these tidbits, but I do believe students from around the country are responsible for writing this stuff.
I've been reading the submissions on this site for a couple of days and it is incredibly funny and sad at the same time.
As an example of funny;
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
At this point, Romeo stepped out from behind a bush and exposed himself to Juliet.
Too sad
Book analyzing class
I don’t understand why this question is here, this is a history class, not a book analyzing class, and it’s also a very hard question, too many strange words that I had to look up just to figure out what it was asking.
Why is this sad? As stated on the 'about' page of @!$%# My Students Write
Evidence of the true cost of educational funding cuts.
As a current college student I've seen some of these effects on my classmates... er, okay not the exposing part, but then the year is young. In the last four years I've witnessed some pretty atrocious writing. I know I really shouldn't be too critical of my fellow students, it's really hard to grammaticalize a five page paper written an hour before glass. It's even hardened to red it inthat time.
Back to the quotes
So profound
Blame the victim
Murder is the number one cause of itself.
An example of the randy,
Self-love
The restaurant is built for romance whether it is to get in touch with the love of your life or to get in touch and love yourself for the night.
This is sheer genius. No one can make this stuff up!
C-cup future
As a chubby 13-year-old, Kiki’s future was as full before her as her bra cups were.
This site has a very large archive page that is impressively easy to use.
So, if you're feeling a little down on the holidays check out this site and laugh away the blues.
In a strange twist of fate that's seriously messing with my feng shui the obscenity filter is breaking the link. So, you'll have to enter it manually -- http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/ Wow, that obscenity filter is really good, cause it's blocking even the URL address spelling. Okay, so does the filter see poop, or ka-ka? No, okay there is a four letter word that starts with an 'S' that is a synonym for 'poop' put that word in place of the blocked word in the URL and you should get to this wonderful site. Or try this, just copy and paste this into your search bar -- S-h-i-t My Students Write
Sheesh... that was fun to figure out... grrr...
Happy Holidays, y'all
